• finley
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    3 months ago

    This is the guy many people are saying might be the new GOP vice presidential candidate, lol

    This is the guy that people think is better than the couch fucker, lmao

    • FuglyDuck
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      323 months ago

      the brain worm made him do it.

        • FuglyDuck
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          103 months ago

          well, it was just a matter of survival. the rotting whale had more to feed off of. he was dying from starvation.

          it’s not the brain worms fault that RFK can’t follow simple instructions…

          • DominusOfMegadeus
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            it’s not the brain worms fault that RFK can’t follow simple instructions…

            I think we need to get as many people together as possible and show up at trump rallies carrying large signs with this written on them.

            • FuglyDuck
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              83 months ago

              Just make a bunch that look like trump campaign signage.

              They’d be angry if they could read,

          • finley
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            03 months ago

            Now, now, there’s no call to bring the whale into it

    • @nepenthes
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      43 months ago

      When is the deadline for that?

      As a Canadian, I have the luxury of just loathing this guy for the dead bear and now this. It must be pretty terrifying for USians to think this guy was almost on the ballot.

      Don’t most anti-social personality types who murder animals stick to small animals like cats and dogs and birds? I don’t really want to know what murdering massive animals mean.

      • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)
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        103 months ago

        Well Michigan and Wisconsin have already denied his withdrawal from the presidential ballot, so I think that running as a VP is dead like the bear in his trunk.

      • @psycho_driver
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        33 months ago

        It must be pretty terrifying for USians to think this guy was almost on the ballot.

        If Trumple Thinskin wins reelection he’ll get some high appointment within the government.

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        Oh FFS, has no one here ever seen a corpse?! He cut the head off a dead animal he found. Call it weird, fair enough. I wouldn’t pass up a free whale skull to hang at camp. “Found this on the beach and cleaned it myself!” The only charge possible is transporting across state lines, and while illegal, ain’t really a big deal.

        If I keep a feather off a dead songbird, same thing, prosecutable offense, but no DA is going after me without evidence I killed for it, and probably not then unless I was a serial bird murderer. This is exactly why we give prosecutors leeway in these sorts of things.

        Bullshit controversies like this tell me y’all don’t get outside your suburbs.

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          How do you feel about the fact that he heard about the dead whale, put his kids in the car with him, drove to the island in a different state where the whale was, had his kids watch he sawed its head off, put it on the roof of his car, and then made his kids wear tarps over their bodies with breathing holes cut out so that they wouldn’t get the “whale juice” that was flowing into the car all over them?

          • @[email protected]
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            53 months ago

            Is this actually real? If so the brain worm thing is not even a joke anymore, they must have done some serious neurological damage because that’s messed up.

            • Flying Squid
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              100% real.

              Kick’s taste for the extreme was fed by her dad’s eccentric environmentalism. Exhibit A: When she was six, word got out that a dead whale had washed up on Squaw Island in Hyannis Port. Bobby — who likes to study animal skulls and skeletons — ran down to the beach with a chainsaw, cut off the whale’s head, and then bungee-corded it to the roof of the family minivan for the five-hour haul back to Mount Kisco, New York. “Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,” Kick recalls. “We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.”

              https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a924/kick-kennedy-interview/

              (Her nickname is Kick because she was named after a relative, Kathleen Kennedy, who was also nicknamed Kick.)

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    These guys are like the bottom of the barrel supervillain rejects from the Venture Brothers universe.

  • @raynethackery
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    143 months ago

    Are we sure he has never tortured live animals?

    • Flying Squid
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      Considering they said he likes to “study” these things, no we aren’t sure.

    • @jeffwOPM
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      Only dead ones afaik

  • @distantsounds
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    103 months ago

    If you’re gonna bring a chainsaw to the beach, you’re gonna use it

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      I mean, what else are you supposed to do with a giant dead whale carcass. You cant let it sit there and rot forever. Blow it up. Make it all manageable. Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you different crews. Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kickin’ tunes Picture you getting down in a picture tube… Like you lit the fuse, you think it’s fictional? Mystical? Maybe.

      • @NotAnotherLemmyUser
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        83 months ago

        Spiritual.
        Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you’re too crazy.

    • @hardcoreufo
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      53 months ago

      C’mon that’s the best part of Oregon history.