• Miles O'Brien
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    5918 days ago

    Just put sleeping aids in his coffee, chloroform is terrible for your throat and lungs.

  • @ripcord
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    4118 days ago

    I was sure this was going to end with a pun about how the burglar had cleaned them out.

  • peopleproblems
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    3418 days ago

    Someone is going to have to explain it.

    I can’t for the life of me figure it out :(

    • MagnyusG
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      4718 days ago

      it makes a lot more sense when you realise the artist probably meant to say “Early Next Morning”

        • @Jerkface
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          318 days ago

          Then you’re on the right track.

        • MagnyusG
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          217 days ago

          in that case, it might make more sense to put “midnight” or something on the first panel.

    • @samus12345
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      4018 days ago

      You’re expecting the guy to pose as a janitor to steal art, but instead he just wanted to do the janitor’s job for him.

    • palordrolap
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      1918 days ago

      Who says there’s anything to figure out? The joke, such as it is, could be on the reader, not in the comic itself. Subversion of expectations is often funny.

      The expectation presumably being that an obviously suspicious person, cackling with evil intent, no less, who breaks into an art museum is there to steal the art. The subversion then being that they do something completely ludicrous - if not ridiculous - instead.

      Note that I’m not saying there isn’t some other underlying message or joke that I’m otherwise just as clueless about, only that it wouldn’t be the first time that a comic was like this.

        • palordrolap
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          1518 days ago

          Ah. That explains the downvotes (I think?). People think I’m some kind of AI bot. It’s kind of hard to prove that negative without giving up internet anonymity, and even then I’m not sure people would believe it.

          If it helps explain, I did used to do tech support and wrote in the kind of style that AIs now imitate because I thought it looked professional. I mean, that style came from somewhere, right? Had to quit because my mental health gave out, but occasionally old habits rise up.

          • @Serinus
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            1518 days ago

            Oh, god. Is this the future for us now? We can no longer write properly because it looks too much like AI?

            • flicker
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              818 days ago

              I wa once accused of plagiarism in college not because I did anything wrong, but because my paper was “too” good.

              That was before all this AI shit. We are fucked.

          • @[email protected]
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            118 days ago

            oh, well then i’m very sorry for that, i (and the other people who downvoted) genuinely could not tell

            • palordrolap
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              918 days ago

              It was so tempting to just reply to this with “beep boop”. Or a pumpkin pie recipe.

              No offence taken.

    • @Veddit
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      1318 days ago

      Does the last bit mean “earlier that morning” or “morning, the next day” I wonder.

  • @assassinatedbyCIA
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    316 days ago

    Reality is that the boss will just come to expect that level of work from his employee in perpetuity with no pay rise.