• @chuckleslord
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    482 years ago

    Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.

    • @dephyre
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      242 years ago

      Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.

      • @BzzBiotch
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        32 years ago

        But only one set of footprints on the beach…

    • Daze
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      fedilink
      212 years ago

      Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege

  • Sir_Osis_of_Liver
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    362 years ago

    Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.

    Cool photo though.

    • @Imgonnatrythis
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      142 years ago

      Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It’s well known the earth is held up by a turtle.

  • gon
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    102 years ago

    Atlas copycat

  • @conno02
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    92 years ago

    where was jesus in majora’s mask?

    • Daze
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      32 years ago

      got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏

  • @[email protected]
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    82 years ago

    I love how some people use the most nonsensical arguments in existence. Like in addition to the fact that that’s the Moon, the fact that at a certain time it looks like the statue is holding the Moon when viewed from a certain perspective does not prove that she’s right.

  • MusketeerX
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    52 years ago

    Wait - this changes everything!!

  • @ManosTheHandsOfFate
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    52 years ago

    All my Sunday school class homies join in: “♫He’s got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whole moon in His hands.♫”

  • @over_clox
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    42 years ago

    No no, that’s Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.