• Bahnd Rollard
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    3 months ago

    (Checks watch)

    (Checks phone)

    (Checks universe ID number, because Dick Cheney said something I agree with)

    Says, “That can’t be right…”

    (Checks watch again.)

    • @hypnicjerk
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      73 months ago

      i’m half convinced that he’s only saying this because there’s some bigger, scarier democracy-destroying threat lurking in the background that he’s trying to distract us from

      • @Volkditty
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        63 months ago

        He’s upset that Trump took the title away from him.

  • @NOT_RICK
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    203 months ago

    Crazy when the unitary executive chickens come home to roost, Dick. I hope this sways some R voters but man, fuck Dick Cheney

  • @[email protected]
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    193 months ago

    Hey I’ve seen this one - is this like in the UK when John Major said he wouldn’t trust liz truss with organising a small box of paperclips and I thought fuck me, I agree with john major

    • @[email protected]
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      Like Trump would be far enough away from a McDonald’s to make the shooting plausible, though guess it didn’t have to be plausible the first (or previous?) time.

      • @MegaUltraChicken
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        43 months ago

        People get shot at McDonald’s all the time. We’ll manage.

  • @MegaUltraChicken
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    73 months ago

    I think he’s worried about the Rule of Two and doesn’t want to give up his slot on the Sith roster.

  • Amoxtli
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    -23 months ago

    I wouldn’t want Dick Cheney supporting me.