The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.
The final Madagascar movie
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Hmm, didn’t know that was a thing.
It all started with a bag of meth and this woman named Carol Baskin…
that cat looks really happy
FATALITY
There will never be a pspspspsps I’ll regret, ever.
“My only two options were A. Quickly roll out of the way and retaliate with a swift counter-attack or B. Take an iron claw to the face, roll over into a ditch and die.”
Takes iron claw to the face, rolls over into a ditch and dies
“I should have gone with option A.”
I’m bleeding, making me the victor!
Aaaargh, my skeleton!
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It all started on board the cruise ship TS Bremen where I, Uwe Ludwig Horn was a waiter and assisted my friend Siegfried with his magic show.
