• @CleoTheWizard
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      188 days ago

      Andromeda and the Milky Way shall merge in the most beautiful sex display you’ve ever seen, they will become one in the flesh and yet over millions of years bangin it’s unlikely a single ball will touch. Therefore my thesis of galactic homosexuality is false and our merging is not gay and the socks can be removed.

      Thank you for coming to my defense, boring questions will not be allowed.

    • @[email protected]
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      169 days ago

      Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

      All this time I’ve been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Zachariah
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      69 days ago

      The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
      Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees

  • Maeve
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    149 days ago

    I can’t wait to see follow ups on this! Thanks for sharing!

  • @NineMileTower
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    118 days ago

    I hope a galaxy hits my house, so I can get out of work.

  • @nexguy
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    When we collide the chances of anything hitting anything else is quite small.

    If we scaled down the universe so that our sun was 1mm in diameter then our next closest star would be about 17km 18 mi away (earth would be about 4.25 inches away) . Galaxies are so empty they would just sling stars around when they merge/collide.

  • @[email protected]
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    8 days ago

    reaching out

    touching me

    touching you

    SWEET CAROLINE ANDROMEDA

    Edit: no Bostonians here, I see :/

    E2: wicked fahkin’ pissah