• @[email protected]
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    621 month ago

    I’m a transgender illegal alien who recently went to jail and got a sex change. Anybody wanna share pet recipes?

    • @Cock_Inspecting_Asexual
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      81 month ago

      Hows about I share with you one of my favorites. Dog tongue soup with a dash of hamster meat! Yum.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        I was thinking more along the lines of big black cockatiel as long as I don’t have to foot the bill. But beggars can’t be choosers so I’ll take what you’re dishing.

        • @jaybone
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          -11 month ago

          All I read was big black cock as long as a foot you’ll be taking.

    • Johanno
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      61 month ago

      Wow they do sex changes in jail now? What futuristic country.

    • pancakes
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      201 month ago

      My poor little guy couldn’t put his hands up because he has paws instead 😔

      • @jaybone
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        101 month ago

        Yeah I bet he doesn’t even speak English.

    • @grue
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      341 month ago

      No, it’s true as-written too. Given that Kristi Noem shooting her dog is documented fact, whereas “immigrants are eating yer pets!!!111!” is entirely fictional bullshit pulled directly from some MAGA nutjob’s unwashed ass, 1 instance vs. 0 instances does indeed mean the former is (infinitely) more likely.

      It’s just that a cop shooting your pet is even more likely (by several orders of magnitude) than a Republican governor doing it. But again, both are literally infinitely more likely than fictional lies that don’t happen.

      • @[email protected]
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        01 month ago

        There are some cultures that eat dog BUUUUT the vast majority of immigrants to the US are not from those places.

        • @[email protected]
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          you probably eat pigs, but I don’t think the local farmer has to worry about you stealing one.

        • Badabinski
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          In places where there is the consumption of animals that we consider pets, people don’t just like, steal someone’s cat or dog and eat the fucker. People love their pets and would get fucking mad if someone else killed it and ate it. I’m sure there might be rare exceptions where some shitty human goes and eats a pet, but there are crazy assholes everywhere (like the lady in Canton that everyone is claiming is Haitian). Places that eat animals farm those animals, whether it’s cows, chickens, or dogs.

          You absolutely did not say that they eat pets there, just that they eat dog. I am positive you’re not insinuating anything bad, but I feel that it should be made abundantly clear for everyone else that nobody is eating pets anywhere.

          God, this whole stupid thing pisses me off and has me making dumb comments. I should get off my damn phone.

  • @Squorlple
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    211 month ago

    Don’t forget about getting shot in the face by a Republican Vice President

  • @[email protected]
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    101 month ago

    I finally looked up this guy after seeing his leftist griftosphere reply guy antics on Twitter before Musk burned that site to the ground and it turns out he has a design company in New York. I checked out the website and boy, it does not look like he’s designed anything since the late 90s. No wonder he spends all his time posting gotchas on social media.

    • @catbum
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      deleted by creator

    • @jaybone
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      11 month ago

      Is it not actually protein?

  • @Agent641
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    71 month ago

    Who is this dude? I see him alot.

  • THCDenton
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    61 month ago

    Lol this smug goober again

  • Obinice
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    21 month ago

    I dunno, I imagine somewhere in the United Kingdom there’s someone eating someone’s pet, and we’re a nation with a rich history of immigration, so they could well be an immigrant or the child of an immigrant.

    Whereas we don’t have many right-wing American government employees hanging about, you know?

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      After Project 2025, which surely would have a form of it exported in the UK too (or, more likely an innate one receiving additional attention due to its counterpart’s deployment “across the pond” as it were), there may be many many more of such.

      Possibly on every street corner, maybe families could even help out, like if a child sees something that their parents do that is unpatriotic they could report it…

      I must say this all seems a bit familiar somehow though? Oh well, surely ignoring our history won’t lead anything bad, ever.

  • Buelldozer
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    Tiedrich? Blech, tired old has-been who, like Trump, should have disappeared years ago.

  • @[email protected]
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    -141 month ago

    Whenever I open a post and see Jeff Turdrich’s face, I immediately close without reading, and downvote the post.