The hero we don’t deserve
Take my hand and we’ll make it I swear
Good thing it wasn’t David Lee Roth.
And in case you think ‘hero’ is too good a label for JBJ, check out his foundation, what he’s done and continues to do, for folks in impoverished communities.
I’ve not met the guy but I can only imagine he’s a class act.
This guy hasn’t even been accused of sexual assault yet. He’s rich and famous and was a “chick magnet” in his days (yes that was his official title, and probably still is). Maybe he’s the unicorn
He also runs a charity restaurant that serves free meals to anyone who can’t pay. Dude is a saint
He must be…he’s celebrating his 35th wedding anniversary this year.
But really, how can you say no to that face?
Shiver me timbers
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It helps when you’re Jon Bo Jovi. If it had just been John Bongiovi, she might have jumped.
Good thing it wasn’t nickleback.
I would have climbed back over the rail and pushed them over. Then taken a picture.
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Or Dave Mathew’s band.
Agreed. The best part of Dave Matthews went into the Chicago River.
Real fans call him Dave.
