So keep feeding those magpies.

  • @[email protected]
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    385 days ago

    I heard The Birds was a classic movie so I watched it one day. The only thing I remember is that the woman who is being chased by murderous crows runs into a bar and asks for a ride home to avoid being attacked. A guy downs his whiskey and then says “I’ll drive you home, miss”.

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    All corvids primarily use their intelligence to be assholes and find the exact limit of shit they can get away with. Jays might be the poster children for this, but the rest are deep down the same.

  • @samus12345
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    155 days ago

    “We’re not just magpies, we’re masterminds of mayhem!”

  • kindenough
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    It wouldn’t be a problem if immigrants stopped eating the cats first. Cats eat the magpies, immigrants eat the catmagpies. Be patient…everyone likes pies.

    Just like turkducken, where a Turk eats a boneless duck and then you….well, have a traditional American turksgiving. I have seen it on TV true story.

  • Aielman15
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    125 days ago

    Hitchcock didn’t make Birdemic

    No, but he sure wishes he did.

  • @jordanlund
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    Adopt them, give them all the food, then co-opt them into a magpie army!

  • @CheeryLBottom
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    The magpies in my yard like to congregate and the juveniles like to play on our lawn chairs and have conversations between themselves