They’ve been trying to use a nuke since the Ukrainian counteroffensive in 2022, but can’t find one that works
But don’t worry, they’ll get there before someone else beats them to nuclear winter.
It’ll all be over before nuclear Christmas!
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Exactly, they made a big stink that they were going to start testing them and making them live, but we heard absolutely nothing saying that any tests were successful. That sounds like it would have been good propaganda if it actually was possible.
“S-500 missile, S-500 Mercedes, what’s the difference?” - guy in procurement office.
I support corruption of Russian generals.
A nuclear-powered mega yacht… a giga yacht
Nah just weld two nuclear submarines together and place a fancy ballroom deck on top
