• @[email protected]
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    723 months ago

    They’ve been trying to use a nuke since the Ukrainian counteroffensive in 2022, but can’t find one that works

    • @[email protected]
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      203 months ago

      But don’t worry, they’ll get there before someone else beats them to nuclear winter.

    • @[email protected]
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      73 months ago

      Exactly, they made a big stink that they were going to start testing them and making them live, but we heard absolutely nothing saying that any tests were successful. That sounds like it would have been good propaganda if it actually was possible.

  • @HootinNHollerin
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    3 months ago

    A nuclear-powered mega yacht… a giga yacht

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        Weld? Why not just use them as pontoons? You just need to tie them up to two sticks.

  • @perviouslyiner
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    3 months ago

    “S-500 missile, S-500 Mercedes, what’s the difference?” - guy in procurement office.