• @reddig33
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    162 months ago

    Who’s dumber — the dog that sleeps all day, gets petted, and eats free meals? Or the sucker who works all day?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      92 months ago

      I’ve got you beaten there, I don’t have a job!

  • @VubDapple
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    122 months ago

    Just a doge who wants tummy rubs!

    • Flying SquidOP
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      62 months ago

      She does want tummy rubs, but she was sleeping that way when I came in.

      • @VubDapple
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        42 months ago

        I like to think about it in terms of trust. That’s a vulnerable position to sleep in but it doesn’t occur to her to position herself defensively because she has not been taken advantage of, but instead only loved. Good job!

        • Flying SquidOP
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          12 months ago

          Thank you. Although I have to admit that it’s not just love, it’s also the fact that she’s the meanest, toughest dog in the world (except to us). She knows nobody’s gonna fuck with her. Except maybe thunder. Thunder is bigger and scarier than her and she has to hide from it.

  • southsamurai
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    102 months ago

    Pfft, you just be hating her peak sprawl skills out of jealousy.

  • @mr_account
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    52 months ago

    Cute dog, but is that an MST3K Torgo’s Pizza pillow?!

    • Flying SquidOP
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      42 months ago

      It is! Christmas present from my wife a few years ago. I am a huge MSTie.