• southsamurai
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      373 days ago

      A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE

      Summer lovin, happened so fast,

      I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me

      She flew by me, she bit my… cramp

      He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp

      I saved her young, she nearly starved

      He showed off, splashing around

      Summer bugs, something’s begun

      But, ah! Oh, the summer nights

      Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!

  • @[email protected]
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    62 days ago

    Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.

  • @Blubber28
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    173 days ago

    Still a better love story than Twilight