• Synapse
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    333 days ago

    Of course it exists. Here is your seductive soup of the night:

    soupe à l'oignon

    • @DaMonsterKnees
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      213 days ago

      Friend, imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in that

      • @ladicius
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        3 days ago

        Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.

        After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          93 days ago

          However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.

          • @rovingnothing29
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            43 days ago

            That’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.

        • @DaMonsterKnees
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          53 days ago

          Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.

        • @psycho_driver
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          23 days ago

          Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!

      • Flying SquidOP
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        53 days ago

        Imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.

      • Synapse
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        23 days ago

        You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It’s best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      23 days ago

      I personally prefer Cary Grant humiliating himself than Eric Idle, but your mileage may vary…

  • @psycho_driver
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    43 days ago

    Oh geez, now I can’t wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.

  • jonkenator
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    23 days ago

    Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

  • @MissJinx
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    3 days ago

    Cheese cream.inside italian vread with wine! Amazing. Just make sure your bathroom is reachable.next day