• @PugJesusEnglish
    13•3 days ago

    There’s a scalie somewhere who is very happy right now, probably

    • Draconic NEOOP
      1•2 days ago

      Depends if the person was already hoarding wealth before or had the desire to. Generally those who have a desire for wealth tend to hoard gold as dergs, those who don’t, well they don’t.

      @SuDmit

  • @DandomRudeEnglish
    6•3 days ago

    I’ve just accidentally burnt my boss to ashes. I then scratched my smartphone while I was writing this. Bloody fire breath and claws. I can’t even get through the door because my wings are in the way. And how am I supposed to pay tax on this huge gold hoard? Damn you, random internet people!

  • @j4k3English
    4•3 days ago
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  • @DerArzt
    2•2 days ago

    Big money! Big money! Big money!

    …

    Shit, still human