• ohellidk
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    792 months ago

    As soon as they announced that “antifa is a terrorist organization” I then knew exactly what they were up to. So the narrative was “fascism is good, and your a threat if you try to stop it”.

  • modifier
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    642 months ago

    I’ve been waiting for the ideal time to unmask myself, and now seems as good a time as any.

    It is I. I am the president and CEO of Antifa, and I rule with an iron fist.

    I’ll take your questions now.

    • Thassodar
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      212 months ago

      If you’re antipho, what’s your soup of choice?

    • Bibliotectress
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      112 months ago

      Hi! Yes, I have a question.

      Grocery prices have been hitting hard lately, and I’m looking into alternative meat sources. I would like to know if I were to join your company, could we literally eat the rich? Or, second best, take all their stuff?

      • modifier
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        God knows what wierd chemicals they are marinating in, and most of them are busy amassing private armies and creating microstates while working to erode the checks that currently limit their ability to essentially act as actual sovereign citizen, so it wouldn’t exactly be very calorically rewarding compared to the effort, but…

        NEXT!

    • @Avatar_of_Self
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      112 months ago

      I’ve heard rumors of unionizing at antifa. What is your strategy for dealing with that?

      • modifier
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        Obvious conservative plant question. Collective action itself is the iron fist with which I rule, thus a Union would be redundant.

        NEXT!

  • @bazus1
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    [security contractors joined by officers hailing from across the federal government] converged for a mission dubbed “Operation Diligent Valor,” authorized under Executive Order 13933, purportedly to apprehend “anarchists and left-wing extremists” who’d been driven by Floyd’s murder to target U.S. monuments commemorating slave owners and Confederate traitors — dangerous individuals, Trump said, advancing a “fringe ideology” painting the U.S. government as “fundamentally unjust.”

    Irony is dead.

    • @PriorityMotif
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      My p-doc is from Vietnam and went on an unsolicited rant on how you should never trust the government. Trump is literally the inverse of sanity.

      • @Bonesince1997
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        52 months ago

        And yet he takes many many people with him. Trump, not your doc.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        At this point, the people who like him aren’t looking for sanity. They’re looking for their daily Two Minutes Hate.

        • @Jarix
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          22 months ago

          …that actually makes a disturbing amount of sense. a very disturbing amount of sense.

          I’m gonna go smoke a joint

    • @lectricleopard
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      112 months ago

      That’s just double speak at this point. We’ve always been at war with easteasia.

  • @[email protected]
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    Every article that says the word “anarchist” should go out of their way to say that its not illegal to be a capitalist, a communist, or an anarchist. Its a legitimate political ideology thats been around for centuries.

    • @Hackerman_uwu
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      Actually of all the “others” or “out groups” that exist, anarchists are the ones I cannot fucking take.

      Irony begin that I’m more aligned to their politics that I am to any of the others, I’ve just never met one that I like. Meta irony being that that is probably the most anarchic position to hold on other anarchists but I wouldn’t out money on that.

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s strange. I’ve never met an anarchist that I didn’t like. They’re usually the kindest and most selfless people.

        Maybe try going to a mutual aid action, like Food Not Bombs?

      • @AbidanYre
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        152 months ago

        for Trump

        Probably.

          • @AbidanYre
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            02 months ago

            Of course it’s someone from ml that can’t take a joke without getting upset that I didn’t call Biden a genocidal fascist.

              • @[email protected]
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                22 months ago

                Their comment specified “For Trump”

                That implies that they are doing the same thing, but for Biden. Obviously.
                How do you not get that?

                You won’t see what I chose not to say here. I don’t often have random vitriol for internet strangers, but goddamn.

  • @Jon_Servo
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    Couldn’t even pull off a Reichstag fire.

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean, if they were going to try and burn down the Capitol Building, clearly the right people to have blamed would be us Canadians. We do have a bit of history doing just that. 😏

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    Trump to CIA: I need you to stage a false flag terror attack

    CIA: Sure thing boss which country

    Trump: no within America

  • @IMongoose
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    42 months ago

    Wait, so is Mexican Joker not real? I was sure that was real. It sounded so real!