• @davidgro
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    264 months ago

    After the first part I expected “Cleaning the vacuums from a room allows more sound to survive”

    • @[email protected]
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      44 months ago

      Imagine a shortsighted wolf with dirty glasses. Cleaning its glasses would make it a more effective predator, right? The same applies to the vacuum which is why you shouldn’t clean it.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    134 months ago

    I forget where it comes from, probably a standup comedian, but “It’s no wonder cats and dogs are afraid of the vacuum cleaner, it’s a thing that can eat and scream at the same time.”

  • @makyo
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    64 months ago

    So the Dark Forest theory is true

  • @ooterness
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    34 months ago

    I always thought it’s because vacuums crave the souls of cats and dogs. TIL.