• @[email protected]
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    32 hours ago

    Had this happen to me in the middle row, on an 8 hour flight. I put the armrests up and had myself a long, bumpy bed… Sort of.
    It was actually not very comfortable, however on principle I slept that way regardless.

  • Lad
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    32 hours ago

    I’m afraid of flying so I’d be feeling abject terror anyway. :(

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    197 hours ago

    It’s even better when they ask you if you want a free upgrade to first class, you say yes, and there’s nobody next to you up there. I had that happen to me one time, and I arrived feeling more refreshed than when I left.

  • @RattlerSix
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    399 hours ago

    I once went on vacation with six other family members. There were eight people on the return flight. Just us and the guy who definitely wasn’t an Air Marshall

    • @[email protected]
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      128 hours ago

      I once went on a school trip and practically the whole plane was filled with students. Must have sucked to have been the six other random people.

  • @Zannsolo
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    87 hours ago

    My friend and I were heading back home from a work trip on a Halloween a few years back. We decided to pay extra for early boarding on a flight that was like 90-95% full. Instead of taking a seat in the front we went all the way to the back of the plane and grabbed seats in the 2nd to last row on opposite sides of the isle. A flight attendant was in the back with us wearing a devil costume. I decided then, that I would be a sick person for Halloween. As the plane filled I got a barf bag out and leaned against the window and made the most im about to puke face I could. my plan worked, 5 hours of flying with nobody in my row. the back 2 rows except mine had 2 people per section. And the row in front of me had 3. Best costume decision ever! Yeah I know total dick move but I have no regrets. The flight attendant thought I was hilarious and we shot the shit most of the flight.

  • @son_named_bort
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    2611 hours ago

    I’m pretty sure you have a better chance winning the lottery.

    • @The_v
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      149 hours ago

      My luck:

      Last two passengers stumble onto the plane.

      Flight attendant close the door.

      They sit down in the empty seats next to me all covered in sweat and smelling not so fresh. “We had to run to make it.”

      Oh joy…

    • @cm0002
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      Nah, this has happened to me plenty of times, I have won the (one of the major ones anyways) lottery 0 times.

      You must just be unlucky lol

      • @Dagnet
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        58 hours ago

        Heavily depends on the route and time of the day. Some flights are almost always completely full, some others are often half capacity.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      510 hours ago

      I’ve had it happen at least a dozen times! Should I buy a lottery ticket, or have I wasted all of my luck?

  • @[email protected]
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    78 hours ago

    Happened to me twice so far (over some 10 years) on red-eye flights. It’s tempting to lie down across the row, though these days, with unpredictable clear-air turbulence being more common due to global heating, long stretches of time without a seatbelt on are not as tempting as they used to be.

  • @esc27
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    1310 hours ago

    Once I was on a mostly empty 777 flight across the US. I had the entire row (window to window) as well as the rows in front and behind me, all to myself. It was glorious.

    • skulblaka
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      119 hours ago

      I had a flight like this on Spirit airlines once.

      The 5 or so people on that flight, myself included, ended up all clustered near the middle of the plane pounding shots of Tito’s with one of the flight attendants to distract from the fact that it sounded like our plane was about to rattle apart in the sky.

      I understand now why the Spirit Airlines flights are unpopulated.

      • @[email protected]
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        Eh, I took one home from a business trip (direct flight and arrived a couple hours earlier), and it was packed. I enjoyed the flight well enough, and I’d totally do it again for the price. I just mailed my bulky crap through USPS before getting onto the flight, so I only needed my backpack.

      • @sartalon
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        18 hours ago

        Man, if my work would let me purchase my travel on it too, instead of the company card… I’d be Global Services for sure.

  • @TehBamski
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    27 hours ago

    Depending on how I felt that day, I would mostly, A. Sit in the middle seat. B. Sit in the window seat or C. Inform the cabin after we had leveled out, that there was an open window seat over here.

    D. would just be me trying to lay down over all of them. The dick move for sure.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 hours ago

      Why the middle seat? You can stretch your legs in the aisle (my preference) or look out the window. I see zero benefits to the middle.

      Then again, I’m tall.

      • @[email protected]
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        46 hours ago

        having all three seats free allows you to stretch your legs sideways while sitting in the middle seat, so you never need to retract them when flight attendants or other passengers pass by

        • @TehBamski
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          This and I would add arm room. You can lay your arms down without having to have them centered or folded.

  • slazer2au
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    811 hours ago

    Bonus, it’s on a multi hour international flight.

    • @_stranger_
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      119 hours ago

      I witnessed this happen. Guy boards a few people after me, looks like he hasn’t slept in a day. Walks miserably to the middle 5-wide row right before mine, moves to the center seat and buries his face in his arms to get a nap, then puts them down in resignation waiting for someone to take all his elbow room.

      Every single seat on that plane was full except by some miracle his row. It didn’t even fully register until we were in the air. Dude looked around like he was being pranked the entire time from when the door closed until the tires left the ground. As soon as the seatbelt signs turned off he put up all the arms and laid down across all five seats. He didn’t move until we landed like 12 hours later.