• Match!!
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    22 hours ago

    why is Super Saiyan Goku Highspeed recruiting for the US

  • @zorro
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    43 hours ago

    Sorry I had my license revoked after the last incident. You’ll have to send a car.

  • @FoxyGrandpa
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    307 hours ago

    “have you ever done any drugs?” “oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun” “nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!”

  • @JusticeForPorygon
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    618 hours ago

    “Why did you join the Army?”

    “Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”

    • Final Remix
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      51 hour ago

      These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

  • @faltryka
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    299 hours ago

    Top talent meets top talent.