Tractor trailers = big rigs.
Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean
I am completely on board with this and suggest we amend all the dictionaries immediately.
average Australian be like
If they could read they’d be very upset.
Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
I’d have called them chazzwazzers
Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie
Pointy Shootie
Speedo = Scrotie Totey
can’t believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy
Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie
Real object names.
It’s a travesty that they aren’t called “Fuzzy Buzzies”
You can thank the US Army for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCR-300
Huh, I thought defibrillators were for arrhythmias, but it’s also for cardiac arrest.
It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That’s what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.
Yup, and it fucking sucks (better than dying though) to have one used on you.
…now I want to try it. Which is probably unwise.
Call of the void.
Yeah, id probably join you.
glowy hoppy