• @robocall
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    64 hours ago

    Awesome. I’ll settle for their Ferrari.

  • @Alexstarfire
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    165 hours ago

    Don’t even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.

    • @aeronmelonM
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      215 hours ago

      That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.

  • @HessiaNerd
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    125 hours ago

    “… Chuck catapult …”

    Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.

    • @GroundedGator
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      105 hours ago

      Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.

  • @RegalPotoo
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    55 hours ago

    Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan