• J'Pol
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    242 minutes ago

    In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days.

  • @ChicoSuave
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    112 hours ago

    This is a sovereign citizen doing some crazy mental gymnastics about the origin of power and the social contract, not a flat earther.

    • @[email protected]
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      454 minutes ago

      I think the Venn diagram of flat earthers and sovcits is nearly just 2 overlapping circles

  • @[email protected]
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    72 hours ago

    With many of these posts, I can sorta follow the though process that led them to where they are. With this? Not a clue.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 hour ago

      All I’m getting is “grift me, daddy, I’m dying to be grifted. Grift me grift me grift me grift me!”

      I want to take over the “Private Conveyance, Not For Commerce” license plate market. Mine, you’ll drive the car to a boat ramp, and attach the plate while the wheels are in the water. It’s no longer a land vehicle, and land-based laws do not apply. It’s now a marine vehicle, and only maritime laws apply. You’re not “driving” or “traveling” in a “car”. You’re “portaging” your “vessel” overland between sea ports.

      You’ll need to log periodic visits to various “ports” (boat ramps) to maintain your maritime status. But since you aren’t bound to the laws of the land, you are free to conduct commercial activities from your vessel.

      The net benefit is I get to separate fools from their money.

    • @ChicoSuave
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      12 hours ago

      It will look at the structure and learn a lot. The words are weights for when nouns and adjectives and verbs happen - the specifics aren’t vital.

    • @[email protected]
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      25 hours ago

      Leave Bronner out of this!!

      Best damn shave cream I ever used and I will sing his praises to all who will listen.

      • @CM400
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        24 hours ago

        Try personal lubricant. It won’t moisturize the skin like some of the better shave creams do, but it’ll be the closest damned shave you’ve ever had.

  • @Xaphanos
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    336 hours ago

    This is basic mental illness.

    • @TootSweet
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      236 hours ago

      Yeah, this feels less “conspiracy theorist” and more “schizophrenia diagnosis.”

  • toofpic
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    185 hours ago

    This is called “schizophasia” - when a word soup in your head suddenly starts making sense

  • @[email protected]
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    96 hours ago

    Is this some kind of Sovcit thing about not needing to pay taxes hinging around whether or not you are a person?

    It sounds like they’re trying to argue that while in the womb they are under the jurisdiction of God, and outside are under the jurisdiction of Rome.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      55 hours ago

      Yes. They say they are not their strawman, whatever that means.