• @herrvogel
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    385 months ago

    OP read about the “fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day” strat online and didn’t stop to think about its applicability.

  • @errer
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    375 months ago

    Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    185 months ago

    Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa

      • andrew_bidlaw
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        -145 months ago

        It is, absofuckinglutelly.

        It’s just the poor execution of a poor joke. The base is that conflict over a girl in a first grade, then anon diverts our expectations by saying he is a teacher. Pretty basic and srupid in itself, and anon failed at delivering that imho.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    135 months ago

    Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.