Annoyed that the person in the third post is pretending to be the person in the first two posts.
It’s a common plight for vampires. They’re posting in solidarity.
Maybe they have a different log in for when they’ve changed into a black cat? Like, maybe there’s no capital letters in their fursona’s password, because its hard to use the Shift key when you have beans instead of fingers?
I take it as more “I am also a vampire with a castle, and understand your pain. I am completely out, so now I’m in line at the store.”
I kept thinking chandelier instead of candelabra and couldn’t imagine why a girl trying to escape would be dragging that thing around.
To drop on a group of unsuspecting thugs when they’ve cornered her.
I can’t figure out what “træppen” is supposed to be. I mean “mædens” can sound like “maidens” unless you use the soft Danish d. IIRC the ‘þ’ character is a th sound, so “þe” is is pronounced “the”.
… But “træppen”? here I’m at a loss.
Trippin
þ looks like a 🅱️
“Þa þeofian, scandalwisan mædena syndon smeaþe and wyrcean” just doesn’t hit a modern audience the same way
nah, don’t do þorn that way
I believe the maidens are only accepting my invitations for the sumptuous candlelight feasts instead of truly loving and caring for me.
Liar. Home Goods has solid counters and not conveyor belts.
Indeed.
That villain once said to me, “Nice to see you,” when I am, in fact, a hideously disfigured mockery of life itself.
You just can’t trust the Kindred these days.
