You know how I know this didn’t happen?

The ball should be white with a yellow stripe.

You will, nut, if you only just believe! :-P

Wait, that makes no sense, I think I misread it…

You will not if you only just believe!

The people who make magic 8 balls must’ve heard about recurring revenue and of course had to get in on that

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Never use the word “and” when dealing with wishing rings or magic nine balls.