• @keenkoon
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    • @FlashZordon
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      231 year ago

      The Cocaine Cinematic Universe getting spicy. Cocaine Bear vs Cocaine Shark in the works.

      • teft
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        71 year ago

        And the 3rd movie is about Cocaine Sharknado.

        • @FlashZordon
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          41 year ago

          Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark will definitely have to team up to take it down.

    • BrooklynMan
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      71 year ago

      There’s already a movie called Cocaine Shark. It’s on Tubi.

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  • @[email protected]
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    This is the prequel to the movie Jaws. While sharks only kill like 10 people a year, cocaine shark will justify our shark-fears

  • @ngdev
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    101 year ago

    sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

    Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

  • @robocall
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    101 year ago

    humans have really fucked up this planet

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  • @Shialac
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    71 year ago

    So we now get another shitty movie from a single line of newspaper?

  • @totallynotarobot
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    71 year ago

    Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

    This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.

    • @LemmySoloHer
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      101 year ago

      “Crack Baby Shark” would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.