Erratic behavior observed in some sharks could be result of them ingesting bales of cocaine cast overboard by passing traffickers
    • FlashZordonEnglish
      23·
      2 years ago

      The Cocaine Cinematic Universe getting spicy. Cocaine Bear vs Cocaine Shark in the works.

      • teftEnglish
        81·
        2 years ago

        And the 3rd movie is about Cocaine Sharknado.

        • FlashZordonEnglish
          4·
          2 years ago

          Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark will definitely have to team up to take it down.

  • WackyTabbacy42069@reddthat.comEnglish
    12·
    2 years ago

    This is the prequel to the movie Jaws. While sharks only kill like 10 people a year, cocaine shark will justify our shark-fears

  • ngdevEnglish
    10·
    2 years ago

    sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

    Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

  • robocallEnglish
    111·
    2 years ago

    humans have really fucked up this planet

  • ShialacEnglish
    7·
    2 years ago

    So we now get another shitty movie from a single line of newspaper?

  • totallynotarobotEnglish
    7·
    2 years ago

    Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

    This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.

    • LemmySoloHerEnglish
      10·
      2 years ago

      “Crack Baby Shark” would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.