Bro really tried to sell his subscribers a “50$ a year” subscription to a “wallpaper” app.

Interesting points about the “app”:

  • the app has premium and free wallpapers
  • the free wallpapers are only available in sd quality and if you want hd youd have to subscribe
  • in order to unlock the sd quality you have to watch two 30 second ads.
  • theres a wallpaper called “orange” thats just the color orange
  • @[email protected]
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    I use subscription services to get the best letters of the alphabet.

    For example, I use WinnrWinnrChicknDinnr to get access to the letter W (upper AND lower case!) for only $69 a month!

    No idea why they needed my SSN, but look I’m not some pleb that uses free letters.

    • David GerardM
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      indeed. I have … a photo of the family? It’s fine and cool?

    • @[email protected]
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      honestly, samesies

      I’m kinda taken aback at how many people are popping in saying they have such things. at almost all usage times I can barely see my bloody wallpaper, too much else going on/present

      • @[email protected]
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        I always have my windows tiled or maximized so I just keep an epty black desktop background.

        My wallpaper is white and subtly stripe patterned and it was in a surprisingly good condition when I moved in.

        • @[email protected]
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          37 hours ago

          mine’s xsetroot -solid black so I don’t get a flash of the 80s in the moments before emacs loads and tiles its windows across my displays

          it used to be a color I stole from the Amiga’s boot ROM for diagnostic purposes (I was going to do something like the Amiga’s diagnostics for my setup, where you could tell roughly what was broken by the color of the screen) and really I should revisit that one day

      • @[email protected]
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        My wallpaper is the january page of a frieren themed calendar. From 2021. I only remembered what it was today after learning about all this

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      And there’s people in the comments being like “its only $5 for my favorite wallpaper app” which I just shake my head and laugh at. What kind of idiot eats this shit up? There’s nothing better you can spend $5 than a shitty jpeg?

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        Granted, it’s probably my favourite wallpaper app too and I only learned about it yesterday. It’s also my least favourite for the same reason. I’ve never used it, or any wallpaper app, or even knew they are a thing so it wins by default.

        • David GerardM
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          611 hours ago

          my phone tries extra fucking hard to sell me on its built in wallpaper app which has data-scraping permissions out to here also

          • @[email protected]
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            710 hours ago

            every fucking time I swipe wrong on the cheapdroid used for work things, the $vendor crapware “GLOBAL SEARCH” shitware app permission prompt comes up

            and it’s always a bloody effortful nuisance to click no on it. I legit can’t tell if it’s rejecting the clicks, or just trying so damn hard to spin up that it’s eating all cycles. malware fucking everywhere.

    • @[email protected]
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      I was on interfacelift back then. Good site for beautiful backgrounds. Only background app I use is Wallpaper Engine

  • @FilthyShrooms
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    Bro if your gonna buy a wallpaper app just get Wallpaper Engine on Steam, it’s like less than $5

    • Sailor Sega Saturn
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      Hey wait a minute Wallpaper Engine is just Windows Active Desktop with extra steps!

      (Never forgive Microsoft for killing Active Desktop)

  • @[email protected]
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    Way more than that.

    • requires crazy permissions like user location
    • wallpapers are in a publicly accessible s3 bucket
    • profit split for wallpaper creators is 50/50 which is worse than most app store splits
    • most of the creators actually seem to be current MKBHD employees
    • app is either built from a template or an old app that they bought

    Source: https://youtu.be/prZ7ZfdFrNs

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    Maybe I’m scarred but I have a reflexive distrust for any usage of “pumped” or “super excited” in a commercial context. No matter the subject.

    marques brownlee tweets: “And now - I'm so pumped to be launching this app! People have asked where I get wallpapers FOREVER, so this is the answer, now and forever: PANELS!”

  • shoulderoforion
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    remember kids, if you take on responsibilities like renting out a studio space, and hiring employees, those costs are only going to go up, regardless of whether or not you continue to make the sort of revenue you’ve historically made from video views, which leads to having to rely more on merch sales, and patreon, and “other” revenue streams just to keep everyone paid. i mean, who knew, right?

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      I rarely watch his videos, but that’s because when I have, he clearly has direct financial entanglements and conflicts with the same major brands he’s discussing or “reviewing”.

      For a channel his size and reach, I can’t imagine those aren’t enough to cover his overhead, unless he’s made some really terrible business decisions.

      This is, of course, entirely speculation and based off of calculations pulled from my brown star, so maybe I’m wrong about that.

  • JoYo
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    410 hours ago

    ppl paid more for a single NFT

  • Sheridan
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    I’ve been using Clarity on iOS and macOS for wallpapers. Costs $5 a year. Wallpapers are high quality. My only complaint is the macOS version has less selection and features compared to the iOS version.