I would be stabbing myself in the feet and legs all the time with those.
… for pretzels.
“Go on an adventure?” Who the fuck is adventuring in crocs?
The strap you can move around on the croc is commonly called the “adventure strap”. The title was referencing that.
that’s the least useful knowledge i have acquired in a while
Man, Crocs are truly the ugliest footware in existence.
Agreed but also aparrently they’re extremely comfortable. I went to see if they had any thong type slippers but found non I liked, they’re all God awful.
They’re also rubber, with my level of body heat there’s no way they’d be comfortable
Crocs are not made of rubber. It’s a proprietary material not it’s not rubber.
Glad I could help!
I don’t believe you.
Everything is an adventure in crocs
Hmm, Punk Crocs…
The chains to the shoes is a smart idea. Keeps them from getting lost in the mosh pit
That would be the comfiest mosh
Wouldn’t you have to walk like you shit yourself to avoid scratching the hell out of your ankles with those?
Not when I’m their loyal/jacked steed.
They flipped those bad mamma jammas into combat mode
Wht did he hike the one pant leg?
With the chain attached, I am imagining he is desperately trying to keep it from hiking itself up further
This seems like the most un-punk thing I’ve ever seen somehow lol
Punk is all about not giving a fuck what anyone else thinks. Even other punks. I respect this punk.
