• I see at least 3 people that are 100-200 feet away, meaning they are in adjacent apartments.

    If I saw one that was 1-2 feet away, I’d have to ask which of the two people I live with are on Grindr.

      • @skyspydude1
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        420 hours ago

        There are a surprising number of cis women on Grindr. The ones that aren’t bots I’ve seen are usually looking for either a third for a MMF threesome, a trans guy/gal, or really want a bi partner.

        • Match!!
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          219 hours ago

          what if they just want to give a nsa blowjob through a glory hole?

      • @SomeGuy69
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        91 day ago

        You know about the penis that turned the lesbian straight? Same thing but for women pussy.

      • @[email protected]
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        maybe the grindr guy anon is talking about uses some other dating app and anons roomate uses that same dating app

  • @Dasus
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    621 hours ago

    Let’s assume OOP is an openly gay dude. That’s why he has a profile pic on grindr (implied). The dude who’s hounding him doesn’t.

    Suppose OP is roommates with a woman.

    Suppose that woman is in a relationship with a guy who’s bi/curious/closeted and is hounding OOP because he’s seen him while visiting her.

    That would make sense.

    But I think it’s just a punchline

      • @Dasus
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        212 hours ago

        That’s usually the opposite of what they say.

  • SkaveRat
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    I’m on the fence if the reply is ruining the joke, as OP clearly wrote the last sentence as the punchline

    • @Jerkface
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      301 day ago

      It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.