• @[email protected]
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    457 minutes ago

    Abracadabra… Allakhazam!

    This flag has fringe on it, therefore all proceedings are null and void due to the fact that we are on land and not at sea, ipso facto, post mortem, carpe diem, and allahu akhbar.

  • @lunarul
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    31 hour ago

    I saw GM and thought I’m reading an rpgmemes post and I didn’t get the joke.

    • @Etterra
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      16 minutes ago

      The joke’s on any dingus who tries to pull this shit off at a dealership.

  • @dynamojoe
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    366 hours ago

    I’m not sure what the goal is for the SovCit. Are they trying to scam a dealership by making payment in some non-existent form? (that said, SovCits and car dealerships totally deserve each other)

      • @Etterra
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        26 minutes ago

        My observation suggests that 99% of sovcit nonsense exists to avoid paying bills & taxes.

  • @macarthur_park
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    326 hours ago

    Despite how crazy that all is, I really like the last line of the post. It’s a great way to end pretty much any comment on the internet.

    The Great Meeting is on.

  • Flying Squid
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    176 hours ago

    I love how all of these fools don’t seem to understand the basic concept that no one is required to do business with them.

    • @[email protected]
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      105 hours ago

      But they said the magic words they found on that schizophrenic guy’s Facebook page, how could you not want to do business with them?

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      116 hours ago

      Why even bother with the dealer? Just help yourself to the keys and make a license plate out of a placemat that says Dis Mah Car Now Bro.

      • @[email protected]
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        175 hours ago

        Dis Mah Car actually needs to be “Dat Mah Car” the Dat indicates that it’s Designated Auto Transportation while Dis is Designated Interested Services. Police legally cannot stop you for a DAT vehicle as long as you have your world passport.

        The ride continues.

  • @[email protected]
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    76 hours ago

    So they want to ask to see the “real invoice” and then try to pay with a make believe check made out to cash.