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How’s their endurance?
Probably shit, like most mammals.
Edit: I looked it up, and they can maintain 29-40km/h charge for about 150m.
Whelp, I’m dead. GG hippo.
I thought “gun” was party of the tri.
You’re thinking of biathlon, with cross country skiing and rifle.
It’s actually not too easy to ride at 30km/h
Presumably the hippo also needs to ride a bike on that stretch, so they probably aren’t managing their full running speed.
You’re right, they’re probably faster than their running speed given humans are faster on a bicycle than running too.
Maybe if you engineered some new pedal vehicle that is no longer really a bike, but hippos have neither the build nor the kind of gross motor skills (or prehensile forelimbs) needed to be successful as a high-level bicyclist.
Fucking racist.
racer.
This reads like Deep Thoughts… by Jack Handey
“If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.”
Only if the hippo has a human bike. Hippo bike is different story.
Are these hippo sprint speeds, or real proper endurance speeds?
i dunno I just watched phelps vs shark and I think he beats a hippo
