Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.
Well I know that I’m late for school, but I can’t go back after everyone saw me in my underwear. Wait, I’m a 40 year old man…
It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…
Certainly a special entry in the yearbook!
And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.
If you do this before work, we call it “The Sandman’s Gamble”
I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.
I love a weekend day with no commitments when I can play this. its the best.
Or will you lie awake with your eyes closed for an hour?
That’s the first hour. Yes.
You know me, huh?
I can’t go to sleep if I don’t set an alarm, due to worrying about oversleeping lol
I’m jealous of anyone that can nap. It seems so nice and recharging. You just lay down and sleep for a little, then wake up feeling better.
Yeah…
9 times out of 10 I don’t sleep when I try. If I do sleep it is because I’m exhausted and I wake up feeling worse than when I went to sleep.
When I was younger though, I could nap half a day if I wanted. Depression! The nap maker!
Now that I’m not depressed I barely sleep.
wholesome
Now try doing it when you work from home.
For me, it will always be four hours and I will somehow wake up with the driest mouth on the planet.
The trick is to take a bag of pretzels with you.
I just wake exactly 10 minutes before the usual alarm time. Always. Even on weekend.
It will be as long as you needed.
What a rush
Pretty sure the person who wrote this napped through most of their grammar classes too. Holy shit that’s badly written.
At least you were a straight A student in your grammar nazi classes!
Probably just needs a nap
