• kersploosh
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    212 months ago

    You cannot run through a campsite. You can only ran through it.

    Because it’s past tents.

  • @[email protected]
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    172 months ago

    I think the joke goes:

    Why is camping considered an extreme sport?

    Because it’s always in tents!

  • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
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    82 months ago

    I’ve always heard it as, “What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents.”

    Similar to another favorite of mine:

    “This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.”

    • @PapaStevesy
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      72 months ago

      A man says to his doctor, “I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam, I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam, I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam!”

      “Relax!” says the doctor, “You’re two tents!”

  • Rhynoplaz
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    32 months ago

    Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

    It was in tents.