• @[email protected]
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    242 months ago

    Walz needs to walkout to The Remedy -Puscifer. Then he needs to stare down Vance. No shaking hands. No talking. Walk to the middle and stare into his eyeliner eyes.

    • @DaMonsterKnees
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      82 months ago

      Damn damn damn. That’s wtf is wrong with his face. Cheese and rice, I could never put a lock on it. That’s it to a tee. Thank you for that observation. Fucking eyeliner. Nailed it. Cheers, bud.

      • DominusOfMegadeus
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        112 months ago

        He wouldn’t want you to see the true horror of his tiny, beady little pig eyes.

  • @Darkard
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    212 months ago

    Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won’t be able to keep his composure.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      I think they should put casters on a couch and wheel him out. Say nothing, just let Vance steam and maybe mention it himself. Then, point out how he lied about Haitians eating pets, so this can’t be any worse, plus they didn’t mean anything by it anyway.

  • @Etterra
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    32 months ago

    I’m not going to lie, I thought it was going to describe Vance as the AI. I mean he’s not as much of a robot as Zuckerberg. He’s really more of an extraterrestrial crossed with an abstract concept, which learned about humanity from 50 year old magazines, trying with great difficulty to fit in a human-shaped and ill-fitting suit.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      If that’s true, then at least it doesn’t take him as much Vaseline to get into the suit as Ted Cruz does.

  • @jaybone
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    12 months ago

    I got to “Your Uncle” and had to check the com.