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I laughed way harder at that than I should have.
Priceless onion, priceless
Tacky.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say that The Onion should have put this on the no pile.
Satire did break in 2016, but still.
Nah, many internet warriors have no sense of humor. Satire can’t die, it just makes many uncomfortable as it’s always done.
The cringe is high on this one.
Oh, fuck off! It’s a hilarious joke!
it’s funny but i feel really bad for laughing
Satire will never die.
Now pull up your big boy pants and take your shitty opinion elsewhere
Yeah ok. This is far from Onion quality or quantity on the guy’s fucking birthday.
It’s ok, he’ll never see this.
Take it easy, he is already one foot in the grave