• ellyponyEnglish
    22·
    6 months ago

    YOU JUST HOLD ON, THE STORM IS FUCKING COMING LIBS

    ( ITS HURRICANE SEASON AND THE STUDS IN YOUR WALLS ARE FLIMSY LET ME HELP PLEASE )

    • grueEnglish
      5·
      6 months ago

      SCREW CARPENTERS, NOT EVEN JESUS CAN HELP ME

      ( WHAT I NEED IS AN ARBORIST 'CAUSE FALLING TREES ARE THE BIGGEST HURRICANE DANGER IN MY AREA )

  • sbv@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    21·
    6 months ago

    PROFESSIONALS MAKE THAT SH*T LOOK EASY, BROTHER. THAT’S WHY I LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS, AND STICK TO CRANKING MY HOG.

    • swab148@lemm.eeEnglish
      14·
      6 months ago

      HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HIRING A PROFESSIONAL HOG CRANKER? MY COUSIN’S UNCLE KNOWS A GUY, SAYS HE DOES PRETTY GOOD WORK

  • FrozengyroEnglish
    11·
    6 months ago

    THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP

    I REALLY NEED TO GO ON A DIET!

    • CodexOPEnglish
      8·
      6 months ago

      BIG IS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER!

  • Guy DudemanEnglish
    9·
    6 months ago

    I HIGHLY RECOMMEND A LICENSED CONTRACTOR! WELL WORTH THE MONEY, COMRADE!

  • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish
    3·
    6 months ago

    I HIRED SOMEONE TO EDIT A VIDEO THE OTHER DAY AND OMG, IT FELT WEIRD TO HIRE SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING “I COULD DO MYSELF”, BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT!