Well, better that than the sink
Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That’s hilarious
I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.I hope my dad is eating the bacon and not wasting it.
Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.
Same!
Would
Her or the dad?
Both seem fun.
is your dad… the greasy strangler!
for the blissfully ignorant:
https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i
Even the trailer is completely demented.
It’s worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything exactly like it before.
Bullshit artist!
Cringe.
She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you’re going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she’s happy at that size, but I don’t have to accept edgy excuses for someone else’s poor choices.
You do have to accept that you sometimes have bad takes like errybody else, and this is one of them.
It’s not because you made a bad joke, its because you lack the emotional intelligence necessary to ask some things:
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The likely continuous comments on her figure that caused her to wear this retort
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The fact that if you werent gonna make a comment to her shes not talking to you
These 2 things are often conflated in folks who haven’t trained their empathy up, and i suspect you feel like you took damage because even tho you’re not in the room your acting like she’s insulted you.
I know I have to accept that some people are fat
You don’t, you have to accept your humanity, which means you’re the same ugly mess of hair and stink and poo as the rest of us. Somebody thinks you’re ugly. Someone out there thinks you’re a piece of shit. I think you’re just young. You need to understand your place, and you straight up fuckin’ dont.
To be a bit unfair youre probably a little too full of yourself, you’ll get over it if you put in work.
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You didn’t get any replies yet you decided to edit your comment to argue with an imaginary opponent. Mate, take a breath.
I answered him one hour ahead of your reply :(
37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I’m probably right 🤷🏼♂️
I’ll reply: no one is offering a retort because your comment is weird, pointless, and not worth the time or effort to give a genuine response to. Your edit makes it even more obvious that you just wanted to stir shit and get in bad faith arguments over a silly picture
If you want to write edgy replies, you have to expect some downvotes. I think that attempts to normalize toxicity and trolling online are absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are provocateurs, but I don’t have to accept excuses for their poor behavior.
Lol no one cares enough to reply to you mate. The reaction is “what a dork” downvote and forget.
Counterpoint: you’re a fucking asshole and you and your bigoted logic can fuck off.
Ah, yes. Top tier rebuttal full of facts and logic.
Ok, nothing else you said made me laugh, but this comment crossed you over into parody.
Yeah, we’re all gonna convince an entrenched bigot to change on the internet.
I think it’s cool and our dads are lucky.
