RICHARDSON, TX—In an effort to help his students one day navigate the harsh realities of an adult relationship, local sex ed teacher Robert Emerson reportedly spent class Wednesday teaching male students how to cheat on their pregnant wives. “Over the 9 months a woman carries a child, her body will change a lot, making it […]
  • SatansMaggotyCumFartEnglish
    29•1 day ago

    The real trick is figuring out how to tell the pregnant wife that you got the side piece pregnant too.

    • @rockSlayerEnglish
      22•1 day ago

      There’s no trick, you just use your immense wealth to force the mistress into an abortion without telling anyone. /s

      The bans are about controlling women through healthcare. Never forget that.

  • AmidFuror
    7•1 day ago

    My advice: be very discreet. She’ll probably have a bunch of hour-long Ob/Gyn appointments, so those are a good opportunity.