If you draw a line to unite the right edges of the 2 curves, you got the back side of a fish.
Alt text: Yes you are! And you’re sitting there! Hi, kitty!
“Cat.”
Dam they’ve really got my number.
“I just noticed he’s a little guy.” ~Me, on the subject of my cat, daily
I thought it was just a given that you need to constantly remind your feline companion that they are, in fact, a cat.
Honestly, we could expect the inanity graph to be inversely correlated to intelligence. You only need one of those lines.
Correct. Author must be close-ish to a cat.
… Checks out. I call my cat monkey lol
It bothers me that FAR is near what’s usually the zero and NEAR is, well, far.
We can have a little suspension of disbelief to ensure the joke lands
Warning for everyone: that’s a tvtropes link, don’t get too sucked in. It’s like a black hole.
In that case, I’m going in. See you all tomorrow!
This warning saved my life
And they know it themselves (warning: also a TVTropes link)
So you feel like a 0? But seriously, there is no correct way for it. But in this case far on the left makes sense, as that is the reading direction of most, so the joke “lands better”.
