Edit: added source
alright what one of you peed my pants
I hear you get to ride on New York subways for free if you do that while publicly masturbating.
Do they have areas for private masturbating on the New York subway?
It’s public or nothing. Hence all the public masturbating.
Just for you, I looked up their rules.
Most public transit has very similar rules.
The bad thing is rules like this are necessary.
Why confess to the internet that you pissed your pants in a public place?
Dude just told on himself forever. I hope he becomes famous and this Post haunts him
Technically
That’s why I always pee on someone else’s pants
So how long do you have to wait, cuz I… I mean, people, have places to be.
Just toss your pants and underwear in the nearest trash bin. Problem solved!
What if you took your pants off after?
I’m still sittin’ in ma dirty pee pants!
