• @frigidaphelion
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    126 hours ago

    In the military you would just grab a manila folder and walk very fast. Most people would assume you were running an errand between offices and would get tf out of your way

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      64 hours ago

      Most people don’t want to break the sacred bond of pretending you’re busy, because then next time, they might get caught for doing the same.

  • @PopcornPrincess
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    127 hours ago

    Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

    • @TwoBeeSan
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      75 hours ago

      Recently discovered have ibs.

      The silver lining is a good poop excuse.