• Cora
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    76 days ago

    This is how the Cars universe began. One car was imbued with a soul, and soon they multiplied and revolted, taking the world from humans.

  • @Nastybutler
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    57 days ago

    That many necromancers can’t come cheap

  • @rtxn
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    217 days ago

    There’s your problem. You forgot to pray to the Omnissiah.

  • @LouNeko
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    187 days ago

    Adeptus Mechnicus: “So? Seems like a normal day for me.”

    • @Agent641
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      67 days ago

      Praise the omnissan!

  • Programmer Belch
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    187 days ago

    Me and the boys summoning a mechanic from hell because they have the lowest rates

    • @TAYRN
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      7 days ago

      So you got… caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don’t you panic. By the light of the night, it’ll all… seem alright. I’ll get you a satanic mechanic!

    • the post of tom joad
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      37 days ago

      “Our prices i hope, aren’t to low! Everything’s black, I can’t see a thing, and I also can’t feel anything either!”

  • @[email protected]
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    57 days ago

    Would be funny if everything gets revived tho and the oil turns back into plants and insects and stuff