Read this quote out loud to someone you love. This person can be you, or a pet. It hits different when you have to articulate all the sounds instead of just reading it.

“You remember when I used to say, ‘Darling, I want to watch our president tonight on television,’” he said. “And the husband looks, ‘I’m sorry, dear, the windmills aren’t wind. There’s no wind tonight, you can’t watch darling, we’re not gonna be watching tonight.’”

It’s Don Quixote updated for the modern age.