• @nebulaone
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    291 month ago

    “HRRRGGHHH” - “What are you doing? STOP SHITTING IN THE SOUP!”

  • @[email protected]
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    1 month ago

    Maybe I’m just grumpy, but by the time the potatoes are finger-licking good, you’ll be quite unalive. Even if the potatoes were boiling first before you went in, you’re still going to have an impossible time not screaming and flailing as you suffer third degree burns in fractions of a second.

    • @SidewaysHighways
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      321 month ago

      They got dumped into yesterday’s leftovers before firing up the stove again

    • @MimicJar
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      161 month ago

      Jokes on the witch, I brought my own finger-licking good taters with me into the cauldron. I keep them in pack 'round my waist.

      Plus she’s boiling me frog style, so it’s going to take a while for me to notice.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 month ago

        I was being facetious, and using odd phrasing to emphasize it. Yes, the typical terminology would be ‘quite dead.’

        • @[email protected]
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          31 month ago

          Im just fuckin around. For some reason the phrase “un-alive” just bothers me. Like they’re fucking dead man D.E.A.D dead. Not not alive. They fuckin dead. Lol

  • @Maalus
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    51 month ago

    “SqUiRt oF lEmOn”

  • @Etterra
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    51 month ago

    You should have made sure I didn’t eat Taco Bell for lunch.