Is there a Statler and Waldorf commentated cut of the shining because if not I have a great idea.
“Johnny? I thought his name was Jack.”
“Yeah, well I don’t give Jack squat.”
[Old man laughter ensues.]
Why’s he breaking down the door?
She’s been in there for hours. How else is he supposed to get her out the door for dinner.
[More laughter]
I want to see A Very Muppet Shining, with Gonzo playing Jack. Sadly Shelly Duval passed, so she cannot reprise her role.
There was a guest appearance by Fozzie Bear.
Fozzie
Whoops, Fonzie would have jumped a shark after performing fellatio.
Eyyyy!
Miss Piggy screaming while Gonzo did “Heeeeeere’s Johnny!” would be great.
I would assume Pepe would be Lloyd the bartender.
It’s gotta be Animal climbing outta the bathtub…
Does Bobo or Fozzie get the iconic ‘bear costume’ role
“All work and no play makes Kermit a dull frog.”
Tim rek. Tim rek
Heeeeres kermit! busts through door with axe
Waldorf, as per court order, was not allowed to take photographs with children and was omitted from the shot.
Not so much omitted as murdered.
I guess Danny’s dad paid a visit to the set too.
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