this one is really well written
“Today, a historic wrong has been righted, and the catacomb of the tempestuous Batibat will again be unsealed,” wrote Alito, laying out a scathing repudiation of Pell v. Bangungot, the highly publicized case that originally entombed the grotesque monster’s sulfurous form in a specially made osmium vault. “Contemporaneous accounts provide no evidence the Founding Fathers envisioned a role for the federal government in vanquishing this unholy entity from the face of the earth.”
I’m … I’m so very tired of having to check if it’s actually Onion or not … seriously.
I guess it’s half that they’re doing a really good job at satire and half that we’ve come to expect the worst because of the absurdity of the world we live in.
Unfortunate, really. Really unfortunate.
Agreed