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NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.
Kubuntu is like wearing a condom because you have to
(it’s the only thing that consistently boots on my weird Samsung laptop. everything else intermittently boot loops…)
Cowgirl.
She came prepared, she took control and told me this was a hands off experience. I didn’t need to do anything myself. I just had sex and it was cool.
Bazzite (or any other immutable distro)
Anal (Ubuntu)
Because at this point, if you’re still on it you’re taking it up the ass from Canonical
Gentoo is busting instantly and waiting 6 months for the Baby to compile
You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.
Cowgirl (because hat because Fedora)
This comment might actually make me try Fedora 🤔.
Proof that the distro of choice has nothing to do with actually being as close as possible to your wants and needs, but rather of how cool it sounds… in your mind at least.
autoerotic asphyxiation
arch linux
What would Linux from Scratch be then?
BDSM with a lot of pegging.
Arch
Bdsm, but real careful about the safe word.
Gentoo: no limits.
Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.
(It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable…)
Man I’ve gotten old, gotten stuck in debian with lxc containers (Ubuntu for work, arch for fun) underneath.
Warm and loving on the outside, kinky as fuck behind closed doors.
perfect
Fedora, so missionary position, but the lights are on and we’re on top of the covers.
That’s perfect. And I heard it’s not a sin outside of marriage as long as SELinux is enabled…
Big question:
getenforce
Missionary but with a bunch of kinky German bondage equipment.
MX or antiX?
OpenSuse?
Nope
Has to be.
Slackware is a bearded old man trying to get it up, holding a picture of Lilo.
Rocket
Spoiler
endeavourOS
Lol 🤣, good one.
Red rocket 🤔? Nah, way too kinky for Endeavour.
Me-Butt-U (Ubuntu) … ok , I’ll show myself out
…… the BACK DOOR haaaa 🤪
Meeh, just a small dildo I guess…
NixOS, probably some extreme bondage
Arch, masturbation
Nix is a brothel.
Just order off the menu.
