And good luck getting an axle.

  • @kitnaht
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    Or you just simply died by backing into a small pond.

    (Mitch McConnell’s uh…sister in law? Did this.)

  • @iAvicenna
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    you got a scratch on your hand from the sharp cornered trunk door, got infection and died. now wild dogs are peeing on your tesla truck.

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    How do people intent to power cars during the apocalypse? I guess electric cars can be charged with solar or wind but it’s not a small battery to charge. As for ICEs, stations are going to run out of gas after a few hours, and AFAIK, gas has a limited shelf life so making reserves for the long term would be a problem.

    As someone that doesn’t get cars nor the “freedom” they supposedly confer, I also never got that part about an apocalyptic future. To me, a car is already a burden, and I can’t see why I would want one during the apocalypse.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      You ask too many questions. Elon called it apocalypse-proof! I’m sure if anything was really bad about it, he would tweet something like “concerning.” So we’re fine.

  • IninewCrow
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    You turn it over and use it as a boat … then get dysentery and die.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      That is not how you ford a river.

      Someone clearly never played Elonagon Trail.

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        However you play it … you always die of dysentery … while burning from a runaway battery fire