• @BilboBargains
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    23 hours ago

    How to be plagued by wedgies, judging by that seat angle.

  • Ephera
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    3114 hours ago

    I thought, I was confused by “mushroom grips”, but his crotch being labeled “Special Purpose” definitely beats it…

    • @athairmor
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      46 hours ago

      In the movie The Jerk, Steve Martin’s character writes a letter to his mother saying he learned what his “special purpose” was for after having sex for the first time. Presumably, that was the way she explained his penis to him. This must be a reference to that.

    • mozingo
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      1514 hours ago

      Lmao, I thought it was pointing at the seat, but no, it goes right past it lolol

  • @Supervisor194
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    39 hours ago

    This looks like the late 80s (or maybe early 90s) and what looks like a freestyle BMX bike with the caption “how to be awesome” - but no mention of Haro or Diamondback? I call bullshit.

    • @n0clue
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      59 hours ago

      Don’t BMX bikes typically not have gears?

      • Nomecks
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        13 hours ago

        No gears, brakes in the middle of the rear triangle, low, sloped back seat and taller handlebars.

      • @mrfriki
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        14 hours ago

        Where i live they didn’t have gears, yet they had a gear shifter, just for the cool factor, I guess

      • @Supervisor194
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        29 hours ago

        Hell if I know. Were bikes with gears considered how to be awesome in the 80s or 90s?

  • @DarkSpectrum
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    29 hours ago

    If only a person’s belongings were a true representation of their character.

    • @[email protected]
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      510 hours ago

      Yep, 2x5 seems right. 3x3.33333… would be difficult to implement and 1x10 wasn’t a thing back then at least with derailleur

  • @batdad90
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    914 hours ago

    I love when vintage finds are still relevant today.