“making yourself look like a cheater when they trigger”

Whaaaaat? Honey, I’m just visiting these other girls every day and bringing them gifts, you’re overreacting

Remember to keep a rabbits foot with you.

Leah, my beloved!

No I mean Haley…

Or was it Abigail?

No certainly Emily.

Oh why is this so hard!

If only I had a penny.

Maru do you have a solution?

This is why Krobus is my perpetual roommate.

Except my sibling always gets him first in our multiplayer games, bah.

…Oh? It seems you’ll be leaving more than a few heartbroken… Are you playing games with those who put their trust in you? Hmm…